82 lines
3.2 KiB
PHP
82 lines
3.2 KiB
PHP
<?php
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/**
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* The template for displaying 404 error with fun videos
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*/
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?>
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<?php
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$videolist = array(
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1 => array(
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'title' => '<span lang="de">Was ist denn bitte die Piratenpartei?</span>',
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'link' => 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Zzs_9suYC28?list=RDZzs_9suYC28',
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'desc' => '<p lang="de"><br>Mix: Wofür steht dieser Haufen, der sich Piratenpartei nennt?</p>',
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),
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2 => array(
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'title' => '<span lang="de">Alle, die mit uns den Bundestag entern</span>',
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'link' => 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Zzs_9suYC28',
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'desc' => '',
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),
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3 => array(
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'title' => '<span lang="en">What shall we do with a drunken sailor?</span>',
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'link' => 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qGyPuey-1Jw',
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'desc' => '<div lang="en"><p><br>
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What shall we do with a drunken sailor,<br>
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What shall we do with a drunken sailor,<br>
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What shall we do with a drunken sailor,<br>
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Early in the morning?<br></p>
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<p><em>Refrain:</em>
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<em>
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Way hay and up she rises,<br>
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Way hay and up she rises,<br>
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Way hay and up she rises,<br>
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Early in the morning
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</em></p><p>
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<em>Put him in the long boat till he\'s sober,</em><br>
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<em>Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him.</em><br>
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<em>Shave his belly with a rusty razor.</em><br>
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<em>Put him in bed with the captain\'s daughter.</em><br>
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<em>Take him and shake him and try to awake him.</em><br>
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<em>Have you seen the captain\'s daughter?</em><br>
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<em>Put him in the bilge and make him drink it</em><br>
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<em>Truss him up with a runnin\' bowline.</em><br>
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<em>Give \'im a dose of salty water.</em><br>
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<em>Stick on \'is back a mustard plaster.</em><br>
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<em>Send him up the crow\'s nest till he falls down,</em><br>
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<em>Tie him to the taffrail when she\'s yardarm under,</em><br>
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<em>Soak \'im in oil \'til he sprouts a flipper.</em><br>
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<em>Put him in the guard room \'til he\'s sober.</em><br>
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<em>That\'s what we\'ll do with the drunken sailor.</em><br>
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<em>Keel haul \'im \'til he\'s sober.</em><br>
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<em>Put him in a hole with an angry weasel.</em><br>
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<em>Scratch his back with a cat o\' nine tails.</em><br>
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</p></div>',
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),
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4 => array(
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'title' => '<span lang="en">The drunken Scotsman</span>',
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'link' => 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/MZ35SOU9HTM',
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'desc' => '',
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),
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5 => array(
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'title' => '<span lang="en">About pirates...</span>',
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'link' => 'https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ZnJ7uOK4nYg',
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'desc' => '',
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),
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);
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$useentry = $videolist[array_rand($videolist, 1)];
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?>
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<p>
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<?php esc_html_e( 'We are sorry, that we could not serve what you are looking for. But how about this:', 'pirate-rogue'); ?>
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</p>
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<h3><?php echo $useentry['title']; ?></h3>
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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="<?php echo $useentry['link']; ?>" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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<?php if (!empty($useentry['desc'])) {
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echo $useentry['desc'];
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}
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